Monday, February 22, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • To win the barnyard olympic mile
  • He was participating in a pole vaulting competition and forgot his pole
  • He was trying to reach the vegetarians
  • The hens tricked him into believing that the road was a safe haven from hungry humans.
  • He was chasing a golf ball as Tiger Woods's new caddy.

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