Stupid Warnings

Child-size Superman and Batman costumes come with this warning label: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

A clothes iron comes with this caution: "Warning: Never iron clothes on the body."

The box of a 500-piece puzzle reads: "Some assembly required."

Cans of Easy Cheese contain this instruction: "For best results, remove cap."

The label on the Harry Potter toy broom: "This broom does not actually fly."