Act 1 Scene 1

Opens on a dark construction yard. Bible Man has his lightsaber of truth drawn and is battling the evil minions of El Furiouso. Suddenly Sypher, Bible Man's loyal sidekick shows up wielding a broom. He distracts the minions and runs them away. In the mean time, Bible Man gets struck by the rage dust of El Furiouso which makes him angry.

Bible Man chases down the minions and destroys them.

In his fury, Bible Man is stopped by Sypher.

"Easy Bible Man," says Sypher. "You always told me the quickest way to lose a fight is to lose your temper."

"You're right!" Bible Man replies. "Proverbs 21.3 states that only a fool loses his temper in a bad situation. Imagine that, an angry Bible Man."

Act 1 Scene 1 Fades out.