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So I started making parody songs to help myself study for Cisco First Year Networking.

Basically, I write lyrics to a popular theme or tune and then i record it at like 11:30 at night when im half asleep. It sounds weird but it is absolutely hilarious. Mainly because I go watch it the next day and don't remember doing it.

Check it out!

www.youtube.com/DiewithAvengence

And it rained for three days and seventeen nights!

It's still raining!

Rained yesterday

The day before

The day before

Flooded the day before

Probably tomorrow

Rain! Rain! Rain! Is the earth flooding?

Because no one told me.

If the earth is flooding don't you think Bible Man should know? Isn't it something that comes in my job description? Confusion!

Act 1 Scene 1

Opens on a dark construction yard. Bible Man has his lightsaber of truth drawn and is battling the evil minions of El Furiouso. Suddenly Sypher, Bible Man's loyal sidekick shows up wielding a broom. He distracts the minions and runs them away. In the mean time, Bible Man gets struck by the rage dust of El Furiouso which makes him angry.

Bible Man chases down the minions and destroys them.

In his fury, Bible Man is stopped by Sypher.

"Easy Bible Man," says Sypher. "You always told me the quickest way to lose a fight is to lose your temper."

"You're right!" Bible Man replies. "Proverbs 21.3 states that only a fool loses his temper in a bad situation. Imagine that, an angry Bible Man."

Act 1 Scene 1 Fades out.

The World in Glass

Opinions.

What are they?

Are they good?

Are they bad?

Are they neither?

Are they both?

My opinion on one topic might be helpful

My opinion on another might be upsetting.

My opinion on something else might be hurtful.

My opinion on the other might be disagreed with.

So what is an opinion?

Is it a supporting gesture?

A helpful friend?

An interesting insight?

Or is it a bullet, shattering the glass.

The glass of life, that makes someone feel good about themselves.

So do I give out my opinion? Or do I keep it in the barrel of my mind?

Beta on the Brink!

The game we have been striving to create for over a year is finally almost ready to release the demo.

Due to miscommunication, lack of effort, lack of time, busy schedules, and other activities, we have been unable to complete and release the demo of our game.

Coming up very soon, however, we will be releasing, free of charge, the 'demo' for our sidescroller action game, Facade.

Facade, meaning a front, signifies the different personalities and characteristics you take on throughout the game.

The demo will be released for download on our future website free of charge.

As the full game is released, it will be purchasable through our website for a small fee in which you unlock hours of fun and exciting content.

Not a bad deal considering the game is about half done, and I alone have already put about 180 hours into it.

Conquering the Wrath of Rage

So me and Nathaniel were in Coolector's Mall this past weekend.

While there, we say the Bible Man DVD for only $1.99

Needless to say, I bought it.

I didnt have time to watch it up until last night but it is absolutely hilarious............ly bad.

He fights with a light saber and quotes the bible more than my grandmother.

I had to turn it off after the first few minutes because I was laughing my head off at how terrible it was.

I plan to finish it this weekend. Everyone's not invited!

Money Money Money

So I get my first paycheck next Friday.

I've never gotten a paycheck before, so this is my first real one.

I've already calculated the hours that I've worked, how much I get paid an hour, take out taxes, and put together an estimate of how much money I will be making.

I pretty much know what I want to spend it on....kind of.

I know saving is very important, but I don't intend to save the first one.

I need a new computer, or at least the parts of one.

I need a new headset, for music and games.

I need a new game, for stress relief and a break from school and work.

I know I won't be making enough for a new computer, but if I save I will.

I know I can't afford it all, but I definetely want something.

I'm a generous person, this I know. But now it's time I did something because I want to, and not because others want to.

This is my time, my money, my choice.

Its mine!!!!!!

Fun Riddles

To anyone actually reading this, and my own enjoyment...All answers are backwards so you have time to guess before your brain recognizes it.

A man has a bucket that weighs twenty pounds. He puts something into the bucket to make it lighter... what is it?

(eloH A)

To keep me, you must give me. What am I?

(droW ruoY)

Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthended [with er]

(retrohS)

The buyer doesn't use it, the seller doesn't want it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

(niffoC A)

Food helps me, but water hurts me, what am I?

(eriF)

What to Blog

Ever have a moment when you know what you want to write a about, but have no idea how to write it?

Yeh. This is one of those moments.

I know who I need to write, and what I want to write, but how exactly do I write it?

I could start with a funny joke, maybe a simple truth, or even a long paradox.

It's very hard to write on a blank piece of paper, but for some reason writing on a not blank one is easier.

What to blog....what to blog....

Hey I know! I'll blog about not knowing how to write it down!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I HAVE A JOB! WOOOOOO!!!

I checked my email (without Mrs. Matthew's knowledge, of course) and found an email from my mom.

I had had an interview for a job yesterday and I was feeling really good about it. It turns out, the employer called home and left a message that I had gotten the job. (Apparently the employer didn't know I was at school, or didn't care.)

Anyways, I have a job now and I have to report to it at 5:00 today.

Show me the money!